I apparently know my liquor

I guess it comes from being a bartender… (hat tip to Jacob)

Jungle Juice
Congratulations! You’re 162 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (100), and liquor (147). You are a true alcohol connisseur. You not only know what drinks are best for parties or dinner or cocktail bars, you can make most of them as well. You don’t mess around with the cheap stuff–only the good stuff will do.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 93% on proofYou scored higher than 93% on beer indexYou scored higher than 95% on wine indexYou scored higher than 99% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid