OK.
So my iBook had issues that needed to be fixed by Apple. Bad logic board, essentially. So I call and get the box dispatched, and DHL picks it up on Monday afternoon, at 4:30 (I know because the knocks on the door woke me up). It's now 6:15 in the morning on Wednesday, and it's already in FedEx's sorting facility here in Austin (on its way back to me, you see).
Can I say "wow"?