I guess this is just the god of computers slapping me around for not making a backup. I still have my entire post database, but I can’t access it via wordpress. This is upsetting, to say the least. I’m in the process of re-posting them all, but it’s gonna take a bit of time. Especially since I’m modifying the timestamps on each one back to their original values.
Memo to myself: make more frequent backups, dammit.